1 week ago

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koreankelela:

Scary to know this is what celebs go through, but at the same time, to be fully aware of their life speaks a lot. 

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1 week ago

*Find your light
あなたの光を探して
Don’t hide from what you are
あなたのことに隠しないで
And rise before you fall
落ちる前に立って
And hope for something more
それ以上のことを願って
Live if you really want to
本当に生きたくれば生きて
Live if you really want to
本当に生きたくれば生きて
Live if you really want to
本当に生きたくれば生きて

All my life I’ve been looking for something amazing
全体の人生は何かすばらしいことを探していた
It’s almost like I’ve been stargazing
放心状態みたいね
The sky is right above me
空は私の真上で

**We were meant for something bigger than this
これよりも何か大きなことのために運命になっていた
Don’t ever try to dismiss yourself cause you don’t have to
決して自分を舐めてみてないで それをしてもいいから

*Repeat

All my life my dreams just seemed so far away
全体の人生は夢が遠くなるそうだけど
And now it’s like they’re here to stay
今はここにいるみたいね
I hold it close to me
胸に抱きしめる

**Repeat

*Repeat 2x

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1 week ago

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timothydelaghetto:

hamorkj:

suavespiration:

persephoneholly:

Anecdotes by medical practitioners

"A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that she shouldn’t be giving her baby chocolate milk. At which point she interrupts him and says, ‘Oh that isn’t chocolate milk. It’s coffee! He just loves it!”

"I had a patient come in for an STD check. She was very upset and continued to tell me that she only had one partner. Progressing through my assessment, she further divulged that even if he was sleeping with other people it shouldn’t matter ‘because he uses a condom every time and he makes sure to wash it thoroughly after every use’.”

"Had a lady who measured her baby’s temperature by pre-heating the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the other hand was on the baby’s forehead. She told the nurse her baby’s fever was about 250 degrees.”

"Lady has to have foot amputated and is given waiver forms to sign pre-op. Buddy asks if she needs time to think about it. She’s very nonchalant and doesn’t seem to care much what they do. He gets suspicious and probes a bit as to why she’s not more concerned. She says she gets that they have to operate and it’s OK because the foot will grow back.”

"I had a couple who had been trying to conceive for over two years. I asked all the usual questions, how often do you have sex, any previous pregnancy, etc etc. Something seemed off to me during the consult, so I continued to ask questions. Finally I asked if he ejaculated while inserted into the vagina. Both parties looked confused.Turns out the couple was not having insertional sex at all. I had to awkwardly explain to them how insertional sex works. Diagrams were required.”

"Patient comes in, she’s upset. She’s pregnant, and she doesn’t understand why. She’s on the pill. Upon talking to her at great length, I find out that she only takes the pills on the days that she is sexually active – no other time.”

"Patient comes in with her bf. They are indignant, as if somehow I could’ve prevented [the pregnancy]. The problem? Well, the pills were bothering the girl’s stomach, so, being a gallant bf, he decided to start taking them instead.”

“I was explaining the treatment to the husband of a patient about to be discharged. He kept nodding and agreeing with me, but I knew it was flying over his head. Turned out a fundamental problem was that I was describing the drugs as ‘tablets’ and he had no clue what those were.”

Reddit thread 

This literally
astounds.

while I find the majority of these almost too stupid to be real, imagine what percentage of these would be resolved if we had comprehensive sex-ed in schools. WOW!

my jaw dropped down to hell I feel speachless

This is why I get so many sex questions when I do Dear DeLaGhettos!

sigh… can’t imagine what my friends in the medical field have dealt with in terms of stuff like this.  i wanna laugh at this ridiculousness, but it’s pretty sad, too.

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2 weeks ago

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helioscentrifuge:

asgardreid:

sextronautt:

we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.

image

WELP

2 weeks ago

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miusiq:

UTADA HIKARU: JAPANESE + ENGLISH ALBUM DISCOGRAPHY (1999-2010)

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3 weeks ago

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yvngliotta:

dacuntgod:

kingwildex:

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

where is the video??

I’m so fucking done lmao

lmao

SHIT

yvngliotta:

dacuntgod:

kingwildex:

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

where is the video??

I’m so fucking done lmao

lmao

SHIT

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3 weeks ago

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3 weeks ago

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omg

omg

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4 weeks ago

Even though I’ve barely touched my Japanese books tonight, it really helps to immerse myself in Japanese music to get me in the mood and complete all these activities.

I’ve made it a habit to listen to Japanese music while studying Japanese, but tonight felt peculiar.  Maybe it’s the post-vacation clarity, realizing that over half of this year is already over, or remembering to take care of several important errands immediately, but tonight I felt a renewed sense of motivation to get where I want to be.  I still don’t know what the hell I’m gonna do after I reach my short-term goal of teaching English in Japan, but all I know is that I can’t get there until I get myself and my business together.

If it that means making some much belated spring cleaning, then that’s fine.

Need to clean out my friends/follower list of people I don’t really care for/people that don’t really care for me, anyway.

…and clear off that pile of paperwork over my turntable that’s slowly growing.

But as long as I keep up with my weekly habits of eating right, working out, give myself time to study, and be on top of important business, among other things, then will I feel like I have some sense of control of what I’m doing in my life rather than mope around and be pissed off at the world.

4 weeks ago

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